MTV has steadfastly refused to show the Hollywood success side of the show’s stars, and it appears they’re rapidly running out of material. It looks like “The Hills” has jumped the shark.

Of course, Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are at the center of the drama.

Yes, folks, it’s true: Spencer and Heidi did not go through with their supposed marital confirmation at the courtroom last night, and because of that, I’m voting it my Up Hill Moment of the evening (DVR users can save time and brain cells by fast-forwarding to the 35:00 mark). Last week, rumors were spreading faster than Spencer’s facial hair that everything about the entire courtroom scene was faked— from the judge to Heidi’s boobs the actual courthouse itself. Plus, no one could find any record of a marriage license being filed under Pratt or Montag, though Spencer repeatedly insisted to the media that was because he’d checked the “confidential” box when they filed

No one has been able to find any confirmation that the two are legally married in the US, so it’s probably safe to say they aren’t. Speculation concerning the legitimacy of their marriage has arisen since day one.

What will they come up for “The Hill” next season? Time will tell.